Hi, I'm Bethany and I didn't know what to put on this page. Basically I'm just going to put a whole bunch of stuff on here about cats, essentially because I can. I used to have two cats named Millie and Lola. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to write in here so I'm just going to write random text to fill up the space and make it look like I have more to say here.
Cats are a type of animal that you keep inside your house. That is a quality factoid right there. Definitely keep that one in handy next time you're at a party and the conversation starts lagging. I think cats are supposed to originate in Northern Africa or something, but there is definitely a bunch of them in South America too. One time when I was a kid I did a project about Ocelots, which live in South America. They have nice fur patterns, and people sell them as pets? I dunno. The main point here is cats, and to fill up space on this web-page
But back to the cats....
When we moved to Perth we house sat a cat called Rudi. Rudi is the weirest cat I've ever met. No like seriously he's super weird. Currently I am adding more text here to make things look a bit more balanced on the page. Just in case it was not already super obvious.
Here he is jumping onto the fridge dramatically:
We may have made this video for my Dad for his birthday
(His name is Wayne)
|Biting for absolutely no reason||✔||✖|
|Face looks like a triangle||✖||✔|
|Making James1 Allergic||✔||✔|
|Not caring that they make James allergic||✔||✔|
|Correct Litterbox Usage||✖||✖|
|Not being an arse-hole||✖||✔|
1James is my husband. He is allergic to cats. He took the photos