Blondes have more fun - or do they?
2 outa 3 aint bad
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the
street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl
digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole
digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it. Why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a
three-person team but the girl who plants the trees called in sick today."
Two heads are better than one
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so
the next day She took it to a repair shop. The owner saw that she was a blonde, so He decided to have some fun. He
told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees And started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So
she blew a Little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her And asked, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the Repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the
dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
A blonde's year in review
- January
- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
- February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
- March
- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years!"
- April
- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
- May
- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
- June
- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
- July
- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
- August
- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
- September
- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
- October
- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
- November
- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
- December
- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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