Sometimes it's better to forget!
Remember me
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had
shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had
been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were
playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad
at me. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.
Please tell me what your name is '
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and
glared at her.
Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
Wrong way
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he
heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Ernie, I just heard on
the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please
be careful!'
'Heck,' said Ernie, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds
of them!'
Sportsman's double
I met an older woman at a club last night.
This isn't usually my thing, but she was attractive enough
for a 50-year-old. We had a few drinks, danced a little
bit, and the next thing you know my hand was caressing her
thigh and she was whispering dirty nothings in my ear.
She asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double, a mother
and daughter 3-some?
I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was
my lucky night.
We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and
shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
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