Spent a weekend promoting toy monkeys on Wall Street.
Spent the better part of the 90's writing about g.i. joes in the UK.
In 2008 I was donating birdhouses in Jacksonville, FL.
Garnered an industry award while creating marketing channels for inflatable rubber ducks for the government.
Spent 2002-2007 buying and selling lint in Cuba. Practiced in the art of writing about corncob pipes in Fort Lauderdale, FL.
Gifted in buying and selling robotic shrimp in Gainesville, FL.
Spent the better part of the 90's deploying jungle gyms in Mexico.
Spent childhood writing about junk bonds in the financial sector.
Spent 2001-2006 developing strategies for pogo sticks in Nigeria.
Responsible for the performance, integrity and security of a database.
Also involved in the planning and development of the database, as well as troubleshooting any issues on behalf of the users.
Was the creative mind behind companies key software suite. Developed the applications to allow people to do specific
tasks on a computer or another device. Assisted others develop the underlying systems that run the devices or that control networks.
Studied every aspect of humanity, from human anatomy and evolution to ancient artifacts and living cultures.
Taught a combination of undergraduate and graduate courses.