A drunk walks into a bar and asks for a drink.He looks at the bar tender and says to her,
“Do you know you’re very ugly?” and she replies,
“Do you know you’re very drunk?”,“Yes he says”, “but I won’t be tomorrow!”
Louise Brown, Information technology student
A newly Harvard graduate with Honours in economics goes to a job interview at a famous bank.At the end of the interview,the bank’s manager asks the graduate what would be his ideal salary forthat position, if hired. Without blinking an eye lid,the graduate says, $6,000 a month not including fringe benefits. The manager informs the graduate that fringe benefits include a car and 8 weeks paid holiday plus 5% pay increase every year.The graduate impressed says,“Wow, you must be joking!” and the manager replies, “Yes, but you started it!” Donna Martin, Business student
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to prove that it was not a chicken!
Anita Airies, Agricultural student
Q. What did the mother chimney say to her baby chimney?
A. You are too young to smoke!
Gary Kennel, Arts student
